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W & Mourtney’s Online Dating Tips
For anyone who hasn’t been paying attention thus far, I am an Online Dating Survivor… A while back, Mourtney (another ODS) & I read an article somewhere about tips for online dating profiles. It...
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How you know you’ve found a good one
He brings you your favorite (and not locally available) cheese when he comes to visit. And he only got a glimpse of it once, for maybe 5 seconds, but he got the right one. And then he starts calling...
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It wasn’t a test, but we passed.
I started seeing someone a few months back. Astute readers might have picked up on it after this. (He’s kind of awesome.) We’re gonna call him Klondike, ok? So Klondike & I went on vacation...
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Clip this!
Soooooooooo some of you may have heard me whine over the last four years that my ex-husband kept all the good chip clips when we got divorced. I fully recognize that this is a completely silly thing...
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For Lettie, my love
I have a handful of people who I claim to have stalked and forced into friendship. This might generally be a slight distortion of the facts, but I really don’t think it is when it comes to my friend...
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Let there be soup!
My mom does not cook with a crockpot. There is no commentary in that, it’s just a statement of fact, by way of explaining that I don’t know how to use a crockpot. Most of my cooking foundation comes...
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“They move around a lot.”
The Avett Brothers were in town last week, and as you may or may not recall, I got tickets for Klondike (and me) for Valentine’s Day. (He was totally fake-surprised.) Some might say, “Gee, she got HIM...
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Under the Influence – #3
These are lame post titles, I know that, but I figure I should make them easily identifiable and consistent at this point. I promise when I’m done there will be one called ”Butter Wrestling”. And if...
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Butter Wrestling
Alternate title: This is why I have parties Ok, you now have totally the wrong idea about what’s going to follow, and you are going to be thoroughly disappointed. But a while back I told you I would...
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Summer Lovin’
Here we are mere days into the season, and I am already in the throes of a passionate summer affair. We’re committing all the classic blunders: intense declarations of love, blowing off friends to be...
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Bats are assholes.
Warning: this post contains a lot of f-bombs. So. It’s that time of year again, apparently. What time is that, you ask? Bat season. Sigh. Many of you remember my prior episode with an uninvited house...
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